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Vol. I, No. 5June 23, 2026Price: 1 Aur

LAMPAS SEA FESTIVAL ABRUPTLY ENDED WITH THE ARRIVAL OF MYSTERIOUS GOLEM "BATALA"

Batala Admiring the Botanical Garden (Cam M. Bert)
Batala Admiring the Botanical Garden (Cam M. Bert)

The Sea Festival kicked off with an explosive opening today as guests and island locals were met with a shockwave that rocked the entire city early this afternoon. In the midst of the event, the ominous arrival of an unusual, large stone being resembling a 'golem' had set off the city's alarms. An emergency broadcast by Radio Lampas led to immediate panic and chaos, as people struggled towards the nearest evacuation centers.

The tremors and noises gradually subsided and the island of Lampas returned to its usual business with a new guest wandering its shores. The mysterious entity that had wandered in the midst of the Sea Festival had begun to walk around the city proper, drawing crowds of curious eyes and faithful believers acknowledging its presence as a 'sign of the mother'.

The sentient being is capable of communication with unique bioluminescence on the surface of its main body, with the 'head' presenting as a separate entity. The being identifies itself as "Batala", with a designation of 1 and 2 for the body and head respectively.

Batala Wanders New Lampas (Stein)
Batala Wanders New Lampas (Stein)

Batala was seen first roaming the streets of New Lampas in search of open dialogue with local authorities and leaders. Archduchess Elizabeth Montclair was spotted arriving at the scene in an attempt to exchange words, though it appears no clear conclusion has been made. The golem was also spotted wandering Old Lampas, seemingly interested in communicating with locals and tourists alike in an attempt to spread it's message from 'Mama', or The Mother Kra'a.

According to Batala's words, the mother will 'claim the island in 9 days' if the people of Lampas do not change their ways and return what it has taken from the land and sea.

FORBIDDEN RELICS NO LONGER PRODUCING INTENDED EFFECTS!

Example of Relic in Effect (Dr. Vivian O. Raweiss)
Example of Relic in Effect (Dr. Vivian O. Raweiss)

People of Lampas have reported that the recently discovered 'Relics' have begun to lose their special effects, with many believing this may be a result of the arrival of Batala. This perhaps comes as a pleasant surprise for the Royal Navy, which had recently outlawed the use of these forbidden items. For any Relic-related concerns and surrender of illegal items, contact the Royal Navy immediately.

CADET EXCOMMUNICATED! TURBULENCE WITHIN THE ROYAL NAVY AMIDST EMERGING POLICIES

Wendy de Winter (Dr. Vivian O. Raweiss)
Wendy de Winter (Dr. Vivian O. Raweiss)

A member of the Lampas Royal Navy was shot and officially excommunicated by the Admiral earlier today during an argument during a general meeting. According to an anonymous source, the cadet was identified as 'Wendy de Winter', who had expressed disagreement with the new policies surrounding crime around the city. This alarming news precedes the upcoming court case of the Royal Navy vs. The Lampas Rats.

TIPS? Contact Radio Lampas via the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Compensation in Aurs for verified information.