EXCITING NEW DISCOVERY BY THE L.M.I. TO BENEFIT THE CITIZENS OF LAMPAS!
A recent invention by Professor Ten Skeleten of the Lampas Marine Institute was revealed at an open demonstration on a remote island off the coast of Lampas today. Harnessing the power of a mysterious substance known as a 'Nether Star', the professor had discovered a means of condensing its strange energies into a singular beam by combining layers of especially engineered iron.
During the test runs, participants experienced various symptoms, such as nausea, hallucinations, and the loss of gravity. Positive effects were noted as well, citing health benefits and physical regeneration that could be of help to the growing population of the city.
Institute representatives state further testing and research would be necessary to refine the invention and remove any harmful effects. Overall, the demonstration was deemed an exciting success.