The Lampas Daily Bulletin

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Vol. I, No. 4June 22, 2026Price: 1 Aur

EXCITING NEW DISCOVERY BY THE L.M.I. TO BENEFIT THE CITIZENS OF LAMPAS!

Professor Ten Skeleten Reveals New Invention (Cam M. Bert)
Professor Ten Skeleten Reveals New Invention (Cam M. Bert)

A recent invention by Professor Ten Skeleten of the Lampas Marine Institute was revealed at an open demonstration on a remote island off the coast of Lampas today. Harnessing the power of a mysterious substance known as a 'Nether Star', the professor had discovered a means of condensing its strange energies into a singular beam by combining layers of especially engineered iron.

During the test runs, participants experienced various symptoms, such as nausea, hallucinations, and the loss of gravity. Positive effects were noted as well, citing health benefits and physical regeneration that could be of help to the growing population of the city.

Institute representatives state further testing and research would be necessary to refine the invention and remove any harmful effects. Overall, the demonstration was deemed an exciting success.

Ten Skeleten's Invention
Ten Skeleten's Invention

ROYAL NAVY SETS OUT ON A GRAND EXCURSION WITH TOURING NOBILITY

Nobility Tour Group in a Lush Cave (Thorn)
Nobility Tour Group in a Lush Cave (Thorn)

The Lampas Royal Navy set out on an exclusive tour with visiting nobles to see the sights and wonders across the island. The trip took the small group through rolling fields, forests, and mysterious caves where they safely observed local flora and fauna while being escorted by Navy officers. In an interview with Lampas Daily Bulletin, Lord Harmony Beaumont and Prince Caelum Aurivale shared some of their favorite discoveriesーsuch as Amethyst ore, Azalea flowers, and Glowberries.

BRICKS OR BROWNIES? RAT SCAM TAKES OVER LAMPAS

Members of the Rat Pack (Kaiser Moriarty)
Members of the Rat Pack (Kaiser Moriarty)

Several members of the Lampas public were approached today by members of the Rat Pack selling "brownies," claiming proceeds would go to the homeless and needy. It was discovered after the sales that the product was in fact not "brownies." They were bricks made from the netherworld—biting into one of these could ruin your teeth. Navy members were seen looking for the perpetrators earlier this afternoon. If you were affected by these scams or have any information, contact the Navy at your earliest convenience.

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