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Vol. I, No. 12June 30, 2026Price: 1 Aur

OLD AND NEW LAMPAS PRESENTS A UNITED FRONT! DOWN WITH CONRAD AND CROWLEY!

All Gather in The War Room (Cam M. Bert)
All Gather in The War Room (Cam M. Bert)

Representatives and other dignitaries from Old and New Lampas gathered at the Royal Navy Headquarters to discuss the ongoing environmental disaster at the Lampia Cheese Factory. The emergency invitation was sent out when former Admiral Pomodoro returned to the Navy's base of operations, presenting evidence of his investigation in a bid to save time and prevent any further disaster. Newly appointed Admiral Sully appealed to the leaders present for their assistance and cooperation, stating that the operation required efforts beyond that of soldiers and heavy artillery.

Admiral Sully at the Encampment (Pomodoro Condoriano)
Admiral Sully at the Encampment (Pomodoro Condoriano)

The goal - to clear, close, and clean up the factory. The Lampas Marine Institute vowed to offer it's brilliant minds and research into a better means of rerouting and stopping the machinery, with Batala stating that he held the power to 'cleanse' the sludge that had already infected the waterways. The Fisheries offered the strength and resources of their people in fighting hands and fresh food for the operation, while the Nobility vowed to donate resources for expenses, as well as transportation for those who needed it. Members of the faith remained mostly cloistered in the Mother's Grotto as the days of her alleged prophecy draw near, though word has spread of their efforts in helping preserve the greenery of Lampas to counteract the pollution.

The Empress Beatrix was present at the head of the war table, offering a singular truth - the man behind the chaos, Conrad Moneyhill, has been sustaining a long and lavish life with the forbidden art of 'money mending'. With each passing year, the currency needed to sustain his lifespan grows tenfold, now rumored to be beyond even the compiled worth of his assets. In an attempt to buy more time, he developed Lampia Cheese to be dangerously addictive, forcing consumers to buy stock endlessly so as to produce an endless stream of Aur.

Vowing to bring an end to his conspiracy, the Tourism department also offered its available manpower and connections to assist in couteracting the deceptive propaganda of Lampia Cheese spreading throughout the city.

All volunteers and interested parties are to gather at a set encampment along the southbound major highway, along the outskirts of the Lampia Factory. Resources in food, ammunition and tools are currently open to contribution. Contact your local authorities for further information. If you have consumed Lampia Cheese or are experiencing symptoms, please proceed to the hospital immediately.

JAZZ CHILLIN GRAND OPENING! DOZENS GATHER FOR A NIGHT OF SINGING!

Performance by Archduke Frikou (Ayda Lethargus)
Performance by Archduke Frikou (Ayda Lethargus)

A new establishment opens at the Lampas Waterfront! With great singing and great drinks, Jazz Chillin is here to stay! Etch Genuine, the owner herself, graced guests with an opening song number, followed by a number of other excited visitors, flocking to enjoy song and a good time. The bar is open to all as a karaoke venue with private rooms on upper floors for groups of friends and family.

LIGHTNING RODS BUILT AROUND LAMPAS TO PROTECT THE CITY!

In an effort to help preserve the city, LMI Vice Chancellor Suemochi Ayako and local fortunte teller Makona Lana gathered citizens to band together in a collective effort to build protective structures. Together, volunteers built lightning rods over buildings and neighborhoods to protect against the raging weather and lightning strikes in preparation for the ominous prophecy of the sea.

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