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Vol. I, No. 2June 20, 2026Price: 1 Aur

BATTLE OF OLD LAMPAS: CITIZENS VICTORIOUS AGAINST THE ABYSS

Terror in Lampas (Xander Piers)
Terror in Lampas (Xander Piers)

What began as a peaceful evening in the luxury Beachfront Residences turned into a night of absolute chaos and legendary heroism. In what is already being called the Battle of Old Lampas, a massive, endless swarm of monsters erupted from the surf, only to be beaten back by a united front of local citizens, faction leaders, and the Royal Navy.

The alarms were first raised by wealthy nobles looking out from their Beachfront balconies, who noticed a "highly uncouth" collection of glowing eyes and wet tridents rising from the tide pools. Seamus Stormwave, leader of the Fisheries faction, was immediately alerted. But before any defense plans could be drawn up, the floodgates of the deep burst open, and the horde just started coming.

Hordes of Drowned (Cam M. Bert)
Hordes of Drowned (Cam M. Bert)

An emergency alliance was forged on the sand as three key figures took command of the island's defense; Admiral Condoriano led the Royal Navy forces, organizing iron-clad defensive lines and shouting strategic commands (mostly involving checking the monsters' passports). Chancellor Lovemachine, despite still recovering from his highly debated shark bite, marshaled the Lampas Marine Institute (LMI) to defend the shorelines with scientific vigor. Seamus Stormwave rallied the Fisheries faction, directing the low docks volunteers to turn their harpoons and scaling knives against the incoming tide.

Witches Attack (Xander Piers)
Witches Attack (Xander Piers)

Every faction threw its members into the fray to protect the colony. Observers noted the chaotic but highly effective contributions of members of the rat race, who scurried through the melee, flanking enemies and causing general confusion among the monstrous ranks.

The invasion escalated to a critical point when waves of Vindicators, Pillagers, and dark Evokers began summoning vexes over the resort villas. Finally, the sea parted to reveal a colossal nightmare: Karkinos, the legendary giant crab of the deep.

Karkinos tore through the outer defense barricades, its massive claws threatening to flatten the beachfront. It took the combined strength of all factions, the tactical positioning of Admiral Condoriano's iron division, and Chancellor Lovemachine's coordinates to finally crack the titan's shell and send it back to the depths.

Karkinos (Xander Piers)
Karkinos (Xander Piers)

Immediately following the successful defense of the beachfront, LMI Chancellor Lovemachine and Royal Navy Admiral Condoriano were caught sharing a firm handshake on the sand. Witnesses report a rare moment of mutual respect between the normally bickering faction leaders. While LMI officials claim they were simply celebrating the victory, the Fisheries Captain remains suspicious that the two are plotting to co-finance a new luxury tax on fishing bait.

LMI AND FISHERIES FACTION JOINT EXPEDITION ENDS IN CHAOS AFTER DEEP-SEA AMBUSH

A joint expedition between the Lampas Marine Institute (LMI) and the Fisheries faction turned into a desperate fight for survival after a research team was ambushed by hostile entities at a submerged wreckage site. Following a path of scattered aircraft debris, the dive team descended under the Chancellor’s orders to inspect the remains of a massive, unidentified golem-like construct. As researchers attempted to decipher anomalous text appearing near the artifact, the site was suddenly swarmed by sharks and aggressive "drowned" entities. Despite the chaotic, multi-front attack, the team successfully secured their research data before an emergency evacuation was ordered. The Chancellor sustained injuries during the crisis, and all surviving personnel have since extracted back to the primary research vessel.

CONVICT CON 2026

Come one, Come all to a special monetary opportunity! The Royal Navy has heard your cries for order in this chaos created by "Conduits" and we're here to relieve you of this worry. In the best interest of keeping the peace; The Royal Navy is offering to purchase your relics for bodacious prices and brining you delicious meals and goods brought to by volunteers of our local Tourism members. This event is done in co-operation between the Institute and Navy to amass these dangerous doo dads in order to legalize the process for more regulated use by the common folk! So stop on by our "Convict Con" by the Lampas Park and earn some coin for your contraband~

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